30 Day No Sleep Challenge

I thought that would be a catchy headline. Don’t try that at home kids. You will actually die.

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I might get some sleep. Every now and again. But I have set myself the task of writing a novella in a month. Well, almost a month. I need to leave at least four days for my editor (read: mother) to remove the worst of the bullshit.

This is all in service of getting a submission in before a deadline. Who opens novella submissions for only a month? Does everyone else just have novellas lying around?

So, I want 30 000 words. I currently have 8084. It is the eighth. According to my calculations, this means I am screwed.

It would work out fine if I had thirty days. Even I, with my dismal maths skills, can calculate that 30 x 1000 = 30 000. But now I have to subtract 4 from that. So that makes 26. Then I have to subtract at least another 4, because I’m going to the Franschoek Literary Fest and will not have a laptop.

(I could potentially handwrite a thousand words a day, but it’s going to be very tricky with other people around. Added to the fact that I will be writing up notes for Artbeat articles in the evenings, and it appears I’ll be lucky to fit in 200 words a day.)

So that leaves me with 22 days. So that means…

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To the calculator!

(30000 – 8084) / (22 -8) = oh, that’s not so bad after all. And really, it should be (22-7), because I haven’t started writing today.

So,

(30 000 – 8084 )/ (22-7) = Doable.

1461 words per day. I can handle that. Plus, I get more done on weekends.

I mean, there is still the matter of university to worry about. A certain media studies essay is inching towards me, a deformed horseman of the apocalypse with the smiling face of my lecturer. And there are those others things, what are they called, oh yeah, exams.

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But it is not impossible. And maybe I’ll be done at 27000 words or something. I feel slightly more cheered. Thanks Maths!

This morning, I read some nonsense about famous author’s word counts per day. http://writerswrite.co.za/the-daily-word-counts-of-39-famous-authors-1

Most of them are fine. I believe all the authors who said they write 3000 words a day (I might not believe that they truly do that every day), but two authors claimed that they wrote 10 000 words a day.

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Michael Crichton and R. F. Delderfield, you do not write 10 000 words a day. If you did, you would write the average book in just over a week and an unpublishable epic in just over two. Even if you factor in rewriting and editing, your output does not demonstrate this level of insanity. I mean, you wrote a lot of books, no lies, but not enough to justify that number. Stop lying. You are making the gullible feel bad.

As you are both dead, I’m not sure why I am addressing you directly.

The most I have written in a single day IN MY LIFE is about 7000 words. This is not a sustainable rate.  Also, at some point, most of those words dissolved into drivel.

Still… If I wrote 10 000 words a day, I’d be finished by Monday.

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